Donnerstag, 27. September 2018

Chapter 0: Introduction & Abduction

Somewhere... Deep in space....Was a flying soucer. Not just any flying soucer, this one had above its plate on a long stick attached it's rectangular engine, that made it travel through time and space really quick. (you can't travel through space without traveling through time. Else you would spend just too much of it for traveling)
On another stick up to the front was glued the commando deck, that looked quite like a drop. It made also the name of the spaceship, so it was called SpaceTransPorter (STP) Erdtropfen.
The stick was for security reasons between the commando deck and the hold, which was the soucer in the middle of the ship.
For a good reason.
Because this STP was meant to transport really dangerous goods.
Actual it was transporting a bunch of Gulthins.

From the Lexicon "The Hitchhikers Guide through the Galaxy": Gulthins

Gulthins are quite small sausage dog kind of creatures. With their very long body, ears and not to forget the very long fur, they are really good suited for living on the planet Gul. Because on Gul their are effectively all the time storms. They did live there for a very long time and were quite happy with that, until some space explorers found them, started to take them on their journeys and raised them on several other planets in the southeastern spiral arm of the Galaxy.

You may ask, what's so useful about a guldin? Apparently nothing, but their big black eyes have a calming and emotionally overwhelming effect on almost every lifeform in the Universe (maybe except -> Vogons) so everyone wants to have a Gulthin with it/her/him/them.

Remember: Gulthins are very dangerous not in spite of but just because they are so cute! So they are declared as Dangerous goods class A.
What wouldn't keep you away from having one as a pet, I bet.

End of lexicon.

These Guldins the STP Erdtropfen shall transport from Coffin to Ararat but it was abroad. And nobody notices that! Because everyone from the crew was just too busy to get the Gulthins back to the hold. They were so cute! But they shouldn't mess with the sensible electronics in the commando deck. No! Or maybe we can just... Let them at least in the apartments below the commando deck. What shall happen...

Well actually the ship happend to get on the wrong track. As long as there are any tracks in space... Well some people tried to make tracks with some ropes and little balls but that was always a mess...
So the tracks were mainly virtual in the boardcomputers nowadays, which is really good, because they are the only one who can compute the best tracks for gaining the lowest fuel waste.

But this boardcomputer was reprogramed, because it got an old, almost forgotten signal 📶 📊📈👣👉💦💫📡☀🎶☑

Like these other spaceships got out of their tracks, too. And all flying objects, they all had one goal:

Quasar QX1901 - sector 332A - Milkyway MYW - Solsystem, 3rd Planet, Moon
Year 2003 (in the planet below dominant religion time) 27th of September (Gregorian calendar) 5:52 (GMT-1)

But why on moon spaceships of all kinds shall meet this year on the moon?
Because it would be far to much trouble if they all land on earth!
But what were they doing in this almost forgotten part of the galaxy?
They wanted to judge the earth. On this there was developing the 3rd kind of species, the space traveling one. And because it will maybe soon explore deeper space (one of their spacecrafts almost got out of their Solsystem) the species in space shall decide how to treat with them. Make war? Start trading? Or put them in a nature reserve?
So they had to decide and therefore they had to study this species. And best study would be on the infants, who can handle the unexpected best and would just forget about it or take it as a dream...

QX1901 - 332A - MYW - S3 - Europe, Germany, Mecklenburg Vorpommern, Mecklenburg Strelitz, Ballwin, Lindenstraße 7, upper floor, Southern room, Desk 2, right corner
2003-09-27_7:20:11 (GMT-2 DST)

A small boy about 4-5 years was just getting up and played with his new 20 toycars, which he got for helping working on the construction side. His name was Loju and the cars were named:
1. The Old Bull (a blue VW Hippie Bus), 2. Merced (a big blue Mercedes Transporter), 3. Parche (a yellow Porche Cabrio) 5. Porscha (a blue Porsche) 6. Ræco (a red sport Porsche) 7. Kafo (a green VW Beatle) 8. Beatla (a yellow Cabrio Beatle) 9. Mela Seriously (a red A-class Mercedes) 10. Bomse (a black BMW combi) 11. Lexoñ (a black Lexus limousine) 12. Lexicara (a brown Lexus van) 13. Saabriba (a brown Saab van) 14. Saabast (a green Saab van) 15. Edelgrün M (a green Mercedes Limousine, really expensive) 16. Toyo Rav (a red Toyota suv) 17. Taich Mahal (a small silver Toyota suv) 18. Volker (a yellow Volvo limousine) 19. Volva (a red Volvo Cabrio) 20. Bemwa (a black BMW sport Cabrio)

Sooo many cars! But you will get to know them better, soon.

Loju was just playing with all these cars, as suddenly the midi files stopped playing on the PC. Instead the screen was black (not blue as generally on an error message) and there was written the text: "Please open a window."

Loju was confused. He tried to get the PC working again, but how open a window if there was no mouse pointer anymore? The PC didn't react on the keyboard, too...

Loju was angry. Damned PC, don't plays the music and don't react to anything. He tried to power off the PC, but this didn't worked, either. Even plugging out the power adapter didn't work.

Exhausted from climbing around the PC (in this days PCs were huge and had all plugs on the back side) he opened a window to let in some air.

"Thank you. Your Ticket has the Code 19+" was written on the PC Screen, and a funny cool funky music started playing. One of the best midi songs Loju ever heard and he started dancing.

So he missed the small yellow spot appearing in the sky. The spot grew up to 40 cm and slipped through the open window in the room. Now Loju sees and recognized it correctly: "Ein Raumschiff, ein Raumschiff!" he happily shouted, which meant "a spaceship, a spaceship!"

The spaceship parked on the carpet and started blowing up like a bubble gum until it filled almost the whole free space. Suddenly Loju started to pixel out, while in the spaceship a Loju started to pixel in. Apparently it was a kind of beaming.

Than the Loju in the spaceship shrinked as also the spaceship did, like a deflating balloon. Then the small spaceship with the small Loju started levitating and flew out of the window, heading to the moon, which was still visible in the sky, because the sun didn't rise, yet.

Loneley on the table were left 20 new toycars...